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You know, given the area I tin can believe this was a gun safety to firm the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.
Ken Due south.: Y'all know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a swimming slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user epitome 425x283]
The movies don't practise these folks justice, for just how mother farking crazy they are.
That'due south a really nice vault!
Would definitely put a regular door or bookcase in front of the vault door though. Sh*t like that beckons the nosy.
Lovely property likewise.
Pro-tip for psycho subby: Never put the light switch inside your dungeon.
Panic room or gun locker. The rug does give a "concealing a hole in the floor" vibe.
Gun room. Still I wouldn't desire to know the previous owners. If you take so many guns, you need a farking bedroom to house them, you are farking basics.
Ken S.: You know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners minor 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a swimming slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
Mosquito fetish, become correct out in the centre of the swimming and so there are no swarm obstructions.
sithon: Gun room. Notwithstanding I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If yous take so many guns, y'all need a farking bedroom to house them, you are farking nuts.
Aw, come up on. Yous know you loved Tremors for the shoot out scene, if nothing else.
Perchance information technology's just a vault and some banker wants to experience at dwelling, at home.
Lets be honest, there are two types of people in this world.
1. Peopls that would love having a secret room or vault where they live.
2. Liars.
A quiet place to read a book and have tiffin maybe?
That'due south the pleasance room
What kind of "pleasure" is entirely up to you as the homeowner.
This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-condom firm and rubber room. They built the firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the basis. If I lived at that place and had the money, I'd consider doing something like.
sithon: Gun room. Still I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If you have and then many guns, you need a farking bedroom to firm them, you are farking nuts.
a person can be a gun collector without being a gun nut. Of grade at that place is some overlap.
fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe house and prophylactic room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the coin, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado prophylactic just because one corner of the roof is level with the ground it's not the same as a basement as it is still exposed on 3 sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
Ken S.: You know, given the area I can believe this was a gun rubber to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
The simplest explanations are ordinarily the right ones. In WKRP in Cincinnati the news reporter wanted his own office. The radio station wouldn't give him i so he put tape around his desk to stand for where walls would be if he had his own office. Someone who lived in that location wanted their ain bass lake. They couldn't accept 1 though, perchance their spouse wouldn't permit information technology. Then they congenital the dock to testify where their bass boat would exist if they had 1.
The Earth berming would be a selling point. Sturdy. Weatherproof. Low maintenance. Lots of thermal mass.
OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe business firm and prophylactic room. They congenital the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado safe just because ane corner of the roof is level with the ground it'due south not the same as a basement every bit information technology is still exposed on three sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
It'southward not "technically" tornado alley, only information technology has many. Yous'd exist pretty safe in that physical room in a tornado.
fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-rubber house and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado aisle nor is that house tornado safe just because one corner of the roof is level with the ground it'due south non the same as a basement equally it is still exposed on iii sides and a tornado could nonetheless rip right through that.
It's non "technically" tornado alley, but it has many. You'd be pretty safe in that physical room in a tornado.
I know they exercise not build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are mutual, I'd experience a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.
Ken Southward.: Yous know, given the area I tin believe this was a gun safety to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
Everyone assumes it was for guns just because it's in Kentucky. Peradventure it was a safe identify to firm the possessor's fine fine art, rare books, or Magic: The Gathering cards.
OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe house and safe room. They built the firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is non tornado aisle nor is that business firm tornado rubber just because i corner of the roof is level with the ground it's non the same as a basement every bit it is even so exposed on three sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
It'south not "technically" tornado aisle, just it has many. Yous'd be pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.
I know they practise non build basements in a lot of southern states, practise they build them in KY? If they are mutual, I'd feel a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.
And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?
My house has what my brother refers to as the "Dexter Impale Room". According to the fuse box, it was the chosen the "Gun Room" by the previous possessor.
Ken S.: You know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a swimming slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image image 425x283]
A dock offers a really skilful hiding space.
As well it could misfile the enemy, and then that the enemy stands still and looks at the dock, giving you a good opportunity to assault from beneath it.
Or, maybe the pond is automatically upgraded to a lake when the dock is complete.
It's clearly a gun room, or a room for some expensive hobby, similar making jewelry, coin collecting, etc. It wouldn't demand bars if information technology was a tornado or disaster shelter
I have a room similar in my domicile. Just mine doesnt take iron bars merely it does have a steel door. I built information technology for tornado shelter. Everyone sticks a pigsty in the ground and lines it with blocks and and so loses everything they ain. Mine it 16X16. It will take a direct hitting from a f5 tornado. It has things that cant be replaced in information technology. Family heirlooms like pictures all our legal documents like insurance paperwork deeds etc. And aye I do proceed my firearms in there also. Because its a secure room and keeps anyone but me from getting to the firearms. We have ii double beds in it as well. If we are due for some highly likely severe weather we simply slumber in that room. No jumping up or downward every hr because of a warning and running outside to a shelter. When you live somewhere like I exercise that has days where we end up with a dozen or more than confirmed tornadoes touchdown within 24 hrs it just makes sense. My son and his family live a few miles a manner and they come up stay with us. We are all safe and comfortable. Worth every penny so some. And the s gets more tornadoes than anywhere else. Kentucky does go many tornadoes a year. Im in Alabama and we had 10 in one day not long ago. Ive had as many every bit 5 pass inside thirty miles of my house in one day. This one came through my wifes home town a few years ago. That tornado is almost 5 miles away.....and look how big it nonetheless looks.
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thrillbilly1967: I have a room similar in my home. Simply mine doesnt take iron confined but it does have a steel door. I built it for tornado shelter. Everyone sticks a pigsty in the basis and lines it with blocks and and then loses everything they own. Mine it 16X16. It will have a directly hit from a f5 tornado. It has things that cant be replaced in it. Family heirlooms similar pictures all our legal documents like insurance paperwork deeds etc. And yes I do keep my firearms in there too. Considering its a secure room and keeps anyone simply me from getting to the firearms. We have 2 double beds in information technology every bit well. If we are due for some highly likely severe weather we just sleep in that room. No jumping upward or down every hr considering of a alarm and running exterior to a shelter. When y'all live somewhere like I do that has days where we terminate up with a dozen or more confirmed tornadoes touchdown within 24 hrs it just makes sense. My son and his family live a few miles a way and they come stay with us. We are all safe and comfortable. Worth every penny and so some. And the south gets more tornadoes than anywhere else. Kentucky does get many tornadoes a year. Im in Alabama and we had 10 in 1 24-hour interval non long ago. Ive had every bit many as 5 pass within 30 miles of my house in one day. This one came through my wifes abode town a few years ago. That tornado is almost 5 miles away.....and look how big it even so looks.
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I'd buy that in the case of the article await for the confined. Those are what propel it into, "Look, the fark??" territory. Yous just want it locked upwards? The reinforced door does that just fine. Two reinforced doors if y'all're super-paranoid even. Only reason yous put bars in vs. that is so you can continue an eye on whatever/whoever's inside, and do and so manifestly.
Tornadically-safe
Tornadically
fzumrk: Everyone assumes information technology was for guns just considering information technology's in Kentucky. Maybe it was a safety place to business firm the owner's fine fine art, rare books, or Magic: The Gathering cards.
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I'd purchase that in the example of the commodity look for the confined. Those are what propel it into, "Look, the fark??" territory. Yous just want it locked upwards? The reinforced door does that just fine. Two reinforced doors if you're super-paranoid fifty-fifty. Only reason yous put bars in vs. that is then you tin can go along an centre on whatever/whoever's within, and do so patently.
O RLY?
Bars are a secondary defense; alarm sounds when vault door is breached, so now the thief must decide if he has time to defeat the bars earlier the cops arrive.
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Includes interrogation room where they blared "Achy Breaky Heart" 24/vii until the "suspect" broke.
indy_kid: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I'd buy that in the case of the article expect for the bars. Those are what propel it into, "Await, the fark??" territory. You just want it locked upwardly? The reinforced door does that just fine. Two reinforced doors if you lot're super-paranoid even. Simply reason yous put confined in vs. that is so y'all can keep an middle on whatever/whoever's within, and do and so obviously.
O RLY?
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Bars are a secondary defense force; alarm sounds when vault door is breached, so now the thief must decide if he has time to defeat the bars before the cops make it.
Which could just as easily be a 2d door - they want to be able to see in in that location during operations. Bars are inherently less secure than a door.
It is nothing more than a vault. Put a dissimilar type of door on it and it would make a great tornado shelter.
It literally says "vault" on the vault door. Poors accept such limited imaginations.
Thinking someone had an expensive collection. Or kids.
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A quiet place to read a book and accept tiffin perhaps?
I'm actually getting a kick out of this reply because my reading spectacles are broken so I can't read books.
valenumr: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe house and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that business firm tornado safe only because one corner of the roof is level with the ground it's not the same as a basement as it is yet exposed on three sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
Information technology'due south not "technically" tornado alley, but information technology has many. You'd be pretty prophylactic in that concrete room in a tornado.
I know they do not build basements in a lot of southern states, practice they build them in KY? If they are common, I'd feel a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.
And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?
Wow, did not know that. I know with the due south it tin can be a structural issue for a basement, is in that location a reason for no garages in Michigan?
Ken S.: You know, given the area I tin believe this was a gun safe to firm the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a swimming slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
That's for the scenic h2o boarding.
It'south a CIA interrogation house.
Hell, other than it being in Louisville, Kentucky, I'd pick that place up as a retirement domicile in a heartbeat.
The evil overlord vault-of-terror is simply a nice perk.
OhioUGrad: valenumr: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe house and safe room. They congenital the business firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the footing. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado aisle nor is that house tornado prophylactic just considering i corner of the roof is level with the ground it'southward not the same as a basement equally it is withal exposed on iii sides and a tornado could still rip correct through that.
Information technology'southward not "technically" tornado alley, simply it has many. Y'all'd be pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.
I know they exercise non build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are mutual, I'd experience a lot safer in there than that physical dungeon in the pics.
And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?
Wow, did non know that. I know with the southward information technology tin can exist a structural upshot for a basement, is there a reason for no garages in Michigan?
It's weird. A lot of garages are detached afterthoughts.
While searching for our current dwelling, we toured a house that had a room with no windows and padded walls, floor, and ceiling. To add to the weirdness, all the pads were upholstered in a pastel pink.
It turned out that the owners had a family member who was a self-harmer, primarily through banging his (yeah, his, despite the pinkness) head confronting walls & floors. Presumably ceilings also. I don't know whatever more details than that, mainly considering it wasn't any of my effing business. I felt sad for the family and the person who had to be cared for in that mode, though.
bagumpity: While searching for our current home, we toured a firm that had a room with no windows and padded walls, flooring, and ceiling. To add to the weirdness, all the pads were upholstered in a pastel pink.
It turned out that the owners had a family member who was a cocky-harmer, primarily through banging his (yeah, his, despite the pinkness) caput confronting walls & floors. Presumably ceilings besides. I don't know any more details than that, mainly because information technology wasn't any of my effing business. I felt sad for the family and the person who had to be cared for in that manner, though.
Pink is used to calm down violent people.
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